I stole this from insomniac Erica ::
B A S i C * Q U E S T i O N S
[ my name is ] - You know who I am
[ my nicknames are ] - I have been known by a few colorful sobriquets such as Boo Boo, Big Man, Trent Boogie and T, among other things
[ all i need is ] - Money
[ love is ] - The most beautiful feeling in the world
[ if i could see one person right now ] - It would be that mystery girl from the Midwest
[ im afraid of ] - being broke
[ i dream about ] - sex
W i T H * T H E * O P P O S i T E * S E X . . .
[ what do you notice first? ] - Eyes, then lips, then boobs and then booty
[ last person you danced with ] - Journo thugs don't dance
W H O . . .
[ makes you laugh the most? ] - My twin brother
[ makes you smile ] - This nice girl from the Midwest that I'm talking to
[ gives you a funny feeling when you see them ] - The Po Po
[ has a crush on you ] - No one
[ do you have a crush on] - This hot girl from the Midwest
[ easier to talk to: boys or girls? ] - My homeboys
W H O * W A S * T H E * L A S T * P E R S O N . . .
[ you talked to ] - The mystery girl from the Midwest
[ hugged ] - Never received one
[ you instant messaged ] - Everyone
[ you laughed with ] - My brother
M O R E * Q U E S T i O N S . . .
[ i want ] - More money
[ i love ] - Money
[ i miss ] - Being loved by someone
[ i fear ] - No one
[ i hear ] - My alarm clock ringin'
[ i wonder ] - How I'm going to live til I'm 100 years old
S E V E N * T H I N G S * Y O U * L O V E * T O * D O
- Buy CDs; Listen to music
- Go shopping and buy fresh gear
- Go to work
- Watch television
- Write about music
S E V E N * T H I N G S * T H A T * A N N O Y * Y O U
- All the people who ride the train to work with me every morning
- People who smoke cigarettes
- Co-workers who bitch all day on the job -- shut the fuck up and work
- Pretty bitches, er, I mean women, who think they are hot stuff because they are beautiful, and treat men -- who may not have the bling-bling like Jay-Z or the muscles like 50 Cent -- like shit
- Pop-up ads
- Paying bills
- 50 Cent
F I V E * T H I N G S * Y O U * D O * E V E R Y D A Y
O N E * P E R S O N * Y O U * C O U L D * S P E N D * Y O U R*
L I F E * W I T H * F O R E V E R
- My twin brother
W H E N * W A S * T H E * L A S T * T I M E * Y O U . . .
Smiled :: When I was talking to that crazy girl from the Midwest
Frowned :: After paying my bills, I looked at what little money is left in my checking account
Laughed :: Last night talking to this chick from the Midwest
Got Mad :: Last week on the job
Were in love :: 5 or six years ago
Got confused :: All the damn time
Played a devilish prank :: I don't do that shit
Fell asleep :: Yesterday
Were kissed :: Hmmm, not recently
Had sex :: Not today
Got drunk :: Three months ago
Got High :: ollege Years (circa 1990's)
Got in a fight :: College Years (circa 1990's)
Talked on the phone :: Yesterday
Lied :: All the time (Ha! Ha!)
A N 0 T H E R * 0 N E
[ pierce your nose or tongue ] - I don't do that shit
[ be serious or be funny ] - I'm do a little of both
[ coke or pepsi ] - I prefer water or green tea
[ whole or skim milk ] - Neither
[ single or taken ] - Single, would like to be taken
[ simple or complicated ] - Simple, but life is soooo complicated
[ law or anarchy ] - Law
[ flowers or angels ] - We need more angels
[ grey or gray ] - What?
[ read or write ] - Write
[ color or black-and-white photos ] - Color baby!
[ sunrise or sunset ] - I'm a sunset dude
[ m&m's or skittles ] - M&M's
[ rap or rock ] - Rap. Hip-Hop is not dead . . . it's just in another spirit. Peep OutKast, yo!
[ stay up late or wake up late ] - Staying up late
[ tv or radio ] - Television
[ is it pop or soda ] - Neither. I want some H2O.
[ x or o in tic-tac-toe ] - X
[ eat an apple or an orange ] - Apple
[ hot or cold ] - Hot
[ dead or alive ] - Alive
[ tall members of the opposite sex or short ] - Both, if they want to have sex with me.
[ sun or moon ] - Sun
[ emerald or ruby ] - Who cares
[ left or right ] - I'm a lefty
[ vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream ] - Chocolate ice cream
[ high or drunk ] - How about staying "cool"
[ low fat or fat free ] - What's the difference?
[ what is your biggest fear in the world ] - Getting laid off from my job, and being broke
[ kids or no kids ] - I'm for kids
[ cat or dog ] - Dog (Arf! Arf!)
[ half empty or half full ] - Half full
[ mustard or ketchup ] - Ketchup
[ sandals or sneakers ] - Air Force 1s
[ happy and poor or sad and rich ] - Sad and rich
[ singing or dancing ] - Singing [on the down low]
[ hugging or kissing ] - Kissing (especially with the tongue)
[ corduroy or plaid ] - Cords. I like the cargo corduroys
[ happy or sad ] - Happy
[ purple or green ] - Green
[ a year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship ] - If it's with a nice, hot girl -- a year of hot sex, if it's with a guy -- a lifetime of friendship. I don't believe straight men can be friends with women without the sex part getting in the way.