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Just Got Paid!

Congratulations to these two ladies who just got paid last week, by locking down two of the richest athletes in sports:

Tiger And His Trophy Wife

First up, Tiger Woods and his longtime Swedish trophy wife nanny, Elin Nordegren, were married last Tuesday off the shores of the Caribbean island of Barbados. Elin wore an off-white gown with a veil covering her face, while Tiger was wearing a beige suit, according to eyewitnesses. Among the celebrity guests in attendance at the couple's $1.5 million nuptial were Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jordan and Microsoft mastermind Bill Gates. "We look forward to starting out new life together," said Tiger.

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Hoops Baby: LeBron James Is A New Daddy!

And then last Wednesday, Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James and his 19-year-old girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, welcomed a baby boy into the world at an Akron, Ohio hospital. Both the baby and mother are well, according to a press release issued by LeBron's management team. "He's a happy man right now," says Cavaliers coach Paul Silas. "We're all happy for him."

You go ladies, now get that money!