Congratulations to these two ladies who just got paid last week, by locking down two of the richest athletes in sports:

First up, Tiger Woods and his longtime Swedish trophy wife nanny, Elin Nordegren, were married last Tuesday off the shores of the Caribbean island of Barbados. Elin wore an off-white gown with a veil covering her face, while Tiger was wearing a beige suit, according to eyewitnesses. Among the celebrity guests in attendance at the couple's $1.5 million nuptial were Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jordan and Microsoft mastermind Bill Gates. "We look forward to starting out new life together," said Tiger.

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And then last Wednesday, Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James and his 19-year-old girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, welcomed a baby boy into the world at an Akron, Ohio hospital. Both the baby and mother are well, according to a press release issued by LeBron's management team. "He's a happy man right now," says Cavaliers coach Paul Silas. "We're all happy for him."

You go ladies, now get that money!

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The rules are: You have to come up with twelve thoughts and one picture (totaling 13) to describe your weekend. Try using quotes, events, links to blog entries and websites, etc.

01 / Getting my grub on at Red Lobster.
02 / Watching Eddie Murphy's Raw on DVD. Eddie is just, well, raw. (heh, heh, heh, heh -- Eddie Murphy's laugh)
03 / Downloading music for my iPod.
04 / Missing my Midwest boo.
05 / October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month: Help Fund Mammograms. (Via Negro Please!)
06 / Paid some bills. Blaaaah!
07 / Ciara's debut CD Goodies sounds, ah, pretty good. Miss C is this generation's Aaliyah.
08 / "Will Y'all Stop Doing Dat!!!" -- yelling at the neighborhood kids who are pushing their brand new bikes into parked cars on the block.
09 / Sleeeeeeeeeep.
10 / Finally washed my drawers (socks, towels etc.,) after my clothes hamper started smelling like corn chips and ass.
11 / Check out Kanye West's new video! Also, The Roots' "Star" clip.
12 / The Philadelphia Eagles are flying high! 4 wins, zero losses. Holy shiznit!
**13 / I hate Mondays.

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