Yep. I'm getting old and wrinkly.
Since it's my berf-day today, I decided to try the birthday calculator. This is what came up:
You entered: 9/21/1970
Your date of conception was on or about 29 December 1969.
You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Virgo. Your Life path number is 11.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440850.5.
The golden number for 1970 is 14.
The epact number for 1970 is 22.
The year 1970 was not a leap year.
You are 35 years old.
You are 420 months old.
You are 1,826 weeks old.
You are 12,784 days old.
You are 306,823 hours old.
You are 18,409,380 minutes old.
You are 1,104,562,850 seconds old.
Your birth tree is Lime Tree, the Doubt
Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labor, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.
" . . . many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom" -- This is true. I need to step my game up, I'm not getting any younger.
" . . . often wailing and complaining" -- Hell to the Naw. I never complain about anything. LOL!
And according to this birthday generator:
I'm . . .
53 years 11 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 88
(The grandfather of broadcast journalism)
49 years 2 months younger than Nancy Reagan, age 84
46 years 3 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 81
(Fuck him and his damn son!)
39 years 0 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 73
(I'm about to cry)
36 years 10 months younger than Larry King, age 71
30 years 7 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 65
(Cool, I like him)
27 years 3 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 62
(Shave that mustache off, son!)
24 years 2 months younger than George W. Bush, age 59
(George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People)
19 years 2 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 54
(Hey Angelique! LOL!)
14 years 11 months younger than Bill Gates, age 49
(Hey Bill, holla at cha berf-day boy!)
10 years 1 month younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 45
4 years 3 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 39
(He's old enough to kick my ass, though)
0 years 2 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 35
(My future baby mama! LOL!)
5 years 3 months older than Tiger Woods, age 29
(Yo Tigga! Give me some cash! . . . And do you have any white women laying around? LOL!)
11 years 9 months older than Prince William, age 23
(What up, Prince?)
Do I have any plans? Well, I don't have any immediate plans.
Maybe she can sing a belated happy birthday to me. And have my baby.
Dang, she's fwwiiine!