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Flaaaavor Flaaaaaav!

Is it me or is Flavor Flav's reality series Flavor of Love shaping up to be a really good show? I don't know why I love this dumb show so much. But this past Sunday's episode of FoL was very good and I'm still rooting for my girl Hoopz to win it all. Now Hoopz has been playing it safe since the show started, but on episode #3, we saw more of Hoopz's . . . err . . . personality.

I also believe that Hoopz has some lesbian tendencies in her, too. I was wrong. My eyes were deceiving me. Hoopz is all hetro. (No Homo, if you will.)

But if Hoopz doesn't play her cards right with Flav, she's going home next week.

And I'm still in awe that all of these girls are so enamored with Flavor Flav. Contestant Serious, who was booted off the show, said that Flav was an "intellectual." WTF?! And Red Oyster needs to stop snitch'n -- that shit is getting on my nerves. And Sweetie is not sweet on Flavor Flav, so I expect her to be gone by next week, as well.

I also think that Hottie is one dillusional H.A.M. She said that people have told her that she looks like Beyoncé. Yeah, right . . . more like Barney.

In other Flavor of Love news, blogger Ms. Foxxxylove -- who did an excellent job recapping episodes #1 and #2 -- was able to gather personal information on all of the female contestants on the show, except for the bitchy diva New York and a few others. [WARNING!] I'm not going to directly link to her post because THEY ARE SPOILERS EVERYWHERE! She even posted the presumed winner of the show. So, if you don't want to know who will win it all, I would hold off reading her post. [WARNING!]

All of the ladies are either models, struggling singers or actors. So it is quite evident that these girls don't give a damn about Flavor Flav. To these ladies, the show is a stepping stone to further their careers and/or extend their 15 minutes of fame. And I also believe that these girls are not getting paid to come on the show. Hell, I wouldn't pay any of these ladies to wash my dishes for me.

But I'm still going to watch! LOL! Hey, Flavor of Love is great entertainment on a boring Sunday night. So, I'll take it.

Flaaavooor Flaaaav!