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Girlfight!



"Know you really don't wanna step to dis/
Really don't know why you talkin' shit/
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip/
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!"

-- Brooke Valentine, "Girlfight"


Whoooaaa!

Did you catch Sunday's (Feb. 26) episode of Flavor of Love on VH1?

The show's ending was . . . crrraaazy.

Contestant Pumkin was booted off the show because she had appeared on a half-dozen reality shows, including Blind Date (and MTV's Next) and didn't bother to tell Flavor Flav. Pumkin then left the show in a huff and like the true reality TV-addicted trick bitch that she is, hurled a nasty spit stream right in New York's face. Yes . . she . . did.

What a sore loser. And it was a nasty spit, too -- it was yellowish and thick. Ewww! What followed was probably the craziest bitch fight on network television. New York grabbed pumkin's hair and pushed her right into the cameraman . . head first.

Hoopz was flabbergasted by the whole incident. But later admitted that she was happy that New York got spatted on. Hoopz is so ghetto . . . so manly.

As for me, I was laughing my ass off. Ten weeks of watching FoL and this was the pay off -- two stank bitches fighting.

Aside from that little spat (excuse the pun), the rest of the show was slammin'. Before the bitch fight, Flavor Flav was able to meet with the parents of the final three players: Hoopz, Pumkin and New York. Out of all of them, New York's mom was a REAL bitch to Flav. She was giving your boy King Flav mad static -- she clearly WAS NOT FEELING the Flav-ster.

New York's mom's concern of her daughter dating -- and possibly marrying -- Flav is legitimate. Flav is 46 years old, unstable and ugly. New York is a man woman who is also unstable, very emotional, high maintenance and dumb.

These two should not be allowed to procreate. Or, if they must have sex, New York should be neutered or spayed first.

**Laughs**

Let me stop.

In the end, it's now down to the final two: Hoopz and New York.

Rumor has it that New York will win it all. But I'm still rooting for my girl Hoopz to steal the win. I picked her to win at the beginning of this 10-week train wreck and I'm sticking with her.

The season finale of Flavor of Love airs next Sunday at 10 p.m. ET on VH1.

I can't wait . . .

In other FoL News: Flavor Flav and all of the FoL female contestants recently filmed a "Flavor of Love Reunion" special that should air a week after the season finale. Hopefully, New York and Pumkin will continue their grudge match on that episode.

Flaavoor Flaaav!


Holla!

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